Bob Barker Toiletries
By: Kristen Zeimetz
Deodorant Soap
This is a tiny white square of soap that you receive with your twice weekly toilet paper. It will dry the fuck outta your skin, BUT, it is excellent as a dish soap and laundry detergent. A
Conditioner
At $1.29 for 4 ounces, it’s the thickest conditioner you can buy for the money. Keep adding water to it, and on short hairstyles, it was last at least two weeks. Win/win. A
Baby Powder
Since you cannot poop in private with a bunky or cover it up with air freshener, this is your go to for covering up your poop (and hard boiled egg smell from contraband breakfast eggs). B
Pads
These pads are hot garbage. The don’t stick to the mesh panties (those to be discussed soon) and they don’t hold your menstrual blood at all. A travesty. F
