Commisary Items
Porter Co. Jail Edition
By: Kristen Zeimetz
Nicotine Pouches
They go for $17.56 in jail and you can purchase them for about $5 at the gas station. As outrageous as that is, it is the only thing keeping my sane in county, but look out when people run out, cuz bitches turn savage. Item itself - A. Price - F
Stellar Coffee
If you run out of pouches, this is your second life line in jail. It the most garage coffee to drink, and at $7.87 for 4 ounces, you’ll wanna suck 1,000 dicks just to get a sip of McDonald’s coffee. C
Baby Powder
Since you never hardly ever take a shit alone, this is a necessity to cover up the stale smell of starchy feces. B
FUCK! I already did this one! LOL!
80 Ct. College Ruled Notebook
This costs $5.80 on the jail commissary. I have about 4 dozen of these in my bedroom that I pay 12 cents for each at Walmart. The struggle is real. However, I’m using it to write this ratings list, so worth the money. B
