Sleeping Arrangements (Porter Co. Jail Edition)
By: Kristen Zeimetz
Blankets
You are given two scratchy-ass blankets made out of recycled plastic that leave little bits of shit all up in your hair. They are rather warm. C-
Mattress
Mattress is a stretch. Some are fairly new and have a bit more cushion to them, but depending on your stay, they flatten very quickly. Placed on top of the metal bunk bed, look forward to a restless night’s sleep. C
Slip Cover
It took me half of my stay to finally manage to get this on my mat. Catches drool adequately. B-
Bunk Bed (standalone)
A metal slab jutting out of the wall that you put your shitty “mattress” on. The slab above the bottom bunk is a built in “bookshelf” places conveniently right above your head, so when you jump out of a sound sleep to “catch your door”, you crack your skull against it. F
